Baby it's cold outside

It was 1 degree this morning with some frozen hell wind chill factor. I don't need to be told about wind chill. Hey, it's fucking cold, it's cold to the bone and my moustache freezes and I don't need some monstrously negative number blathered to me by the morning weather dude to convince me. I knew I was in trouble when there was ice in the garage. And this is the second straight weekend with a significant snowfall on top of what's already flooded. Seems like the whole country is flooded or mud slid. But you know what? In six weeks it's March. Six more mondays. Spring break is just around the corner so you might want to dig the summer clothes out and get em all laundered up so you don't get caught looking like a doofus when the sun breaks through. Unless of course you're my kind of woman and you've been wearing the shorts and t shirts around the house all winter. The short ones. Yeah, those. Atta girl.