One more thing

I saw this book at the bookstore the other day. I was going to buy it for the cover alone but then realized it was about reversing Alzeimers, memory loss, and sexual dysfunction and thought having it on my coffee table might prove distracting to a first date. She might think I forgot why I couldn't get it up.

I should have copyrighted this Edge thing, now everyone is running with it. They even have a shaving gel named after me. The bastards.