Winding, Crooked Trails

Shared Expressions and Musings with a Connection to the Origin of Things and a Surly Hatred of Progress and Development along with a Churlish Resistance to all Popular Improvements (except for HDTV and Dolby 5:1 surround sound and maybe Books on CD) (thanks Ed)

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Hands down



I very much enjoyed the post by the aMusing one today regarding her strange days and ways plus I wanted an excuse to participate in that burgeoning half nekkid thursday phenomenon, so....what follows is just a taste of what is a much larger list of my weird ways....

I haven't filled my vehicle up with gas and not had the total end in a 5 or a 0 in four and a half years. I have no idea why, I blame it on the fact that I turn it in on an expense account which makes no sense. I'm not like this about numbers in any other way.

I can think something is very funny and still not laugh outloud. I just don't laugh out, I laugh in. LIL

I can be incredibly lazy, I mean incredibly shut down lazy.

I hate to cut the grass but I refuse to pay to have it done. Just hate it, not when I'm doing it, just hate knowing I have to.

I always know which direction I'm facing....have to know, have to.

You would have to kill me to hold me down....claustrophobia is one of the few things that can panic me, and I mean panic.

I carry my money all wadded up in my pocket because I hate carrying much of a wallet, mine is credit card sized.

When I travel I always know the directions to everywhere I'm going, on the way, and after I get there.

I hate bathroom humor, hate it, but I love how fart scenes in movies make my son laugh.

I'm an exhibitionist and a voyeur but hate looking at myself.

I've never gone anywhere without either washing my hair or putting on a hat. Ever.

I don't know how to be partially in love...full bore freakin' all out or nothing. That's caused me to question my sanity and pass on some relationships that on paper looked just magnificent.

There's more....I'm quite odd, but I'm starting to give myself a complex with all this self deprecation so I'm going to go do something that rebuilds my now shattered confidence. Maybe leave myself a really nice message on my voice mail or email myself a card.