I lova "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress"

I love that song. Do you have a black dress? (not you whitey) Of course you do, or did have, or want a new one. I don't have time to post and just enough time to read my favorites (you know who you are) and I hate that because I have lots to say, to divulge and expound upon. Have news out the ass; I'm moving for gods sake and it's all happening at a record pace. I have all these appointments and I'm spending money like I have it and my house has to be perfect every time I leave because I never know when it's going to be shown. And it's being shown a lot so I'm optimistic. I get feedback that people like my stuff. They don't get the fucking stuff, it goes with me. My hot but oh so straight married realtor wants to hurry up and sell it before I make it all empty. Maybe I should just sell it furnished and start all over. Change my name too, color my hair, shave my moustache, do botox stuff and have some cosmetic surgery, get a red mustang and cruise young chicks (oh wait, I do that here). Anyway, I don't have time to post but I want more of everyone and Dynamo is back and now Jen is happy cause the confection post is down there now instead of up here. And Charkey fits right in doesn't she? Dynamo, Charkey......Charkey, Dynamo. And the rest of you, I want more of you too........I'm a greedy slut for sure; I like to stuff life in my mouth and have crumbs all down the front of me cause I can't chew that much at once but I keep stuffin it in because it's delectable and I can never get enough. I ran outta commas, sorry. Coherent post to follow. Promise. Perhaps hedonistic in nature.