Flowers fuck

too you know. I think that is part of why we like them so much. See this lilly? I'm guessing it's a boy lilly given the tumescence of that stamen which appears to have the goodies spilling over the crown of it. Then ya got those sentinels standing guard. That's redundant isn't it? That's what sentinels do. Not sure what that's about. Won't do much good when the bee swoops in and sucks it off. See? They do oral too. And interspecies sex is rampant also. That's because the bee has mobility and that pretty little lilly down the way can't do anything but flap her petals and wish she could somehow impale herself on that thick hard stamen. But she can't. So the bee does it for her. Kind of like sheep to a farm boy. And other than the occasional foray into dogs and horses I think that is about the only example of human to other species lovemaking. And trust me, farm boys love their sheep. I've heard they put their skinny little hooved hind legs down into their boots and just kind of nudge them up against the sheep pen or wherever sheep are housed. Not like they put them up in a nice apartment or anything. Sheep are cheap but they'll break you in lipstick, those big sheep lips they got. You know in Amsterdam, in the porn shops there, they have sections on animals. And they break it down for you. Horse section, dogs, goats. I'm serious, go look.

Not sure how I got off track but back to the flower fucking thing, they are sexy, take orchids for example. The history of orchid collecting is fascinating. In England it got so fanatical that the rich actually hired explorers to search the world for species of orchids they didn't have. The movie Adaptation is based on a book that goes into great detail on the subject. You can look it up. But orchids are hot, they're tropical which helps, steamy and swampy, exotic. Hell, I've considered fucking an orchid. They got those silky smooth velvety petals and those brazen colors luring you in. Scoff if you will. Look at an exotic orchid next to a lamb and tell me what your choice would be. I aint no sheep fucker. But I do like lambchops. And don't go all innocent on me and try to tell me you've never herd of sheep sex.

There is a climax here. Heh. Hummingbirds. I saw some hummingbird action this evening. Other species recognize the voyeur in me and have no qualms about fucking in front of me. It happens a lot. I've made reference to it before. I should have studied animal husbandry. So, I have this hummingbird feeder and they are thick around here, the ruby throated ones, fast fuckers, whew. So I see a couple of them at the feeder and they even come around while I'm out on the deck and I do a double take, cause you have to look really fast with hummingbirds, and what do you know, they got it going on. Now think about that for a second. Hummingbirds move their wings a gafuckingzillion times a second. You think that little hummingbird dick isn't ripping right along? Christ. It would make a vibrator seem like it was in slow motion. Think the lady hummingbird ever wants him to slow down, put some romance into it? But we're talking midair fucking here so I'm thinking he slows down he ends up on his ass on the deck.

You think they have oral sex. Think about that one. Gives new meaning to the term hum job. Jesus.

I'm done for now but next time we delve into the amorous antics of the woodpecker. Hey, where you think the term originated?