Survivor Blogamala - The Blogga Empire

Would be pretty cool, huh? Blog Survivor? All I know is I want to be with the Cirka Jerka Tribe. Maybe the Immunity Challenges could somehow involve sex posts. And of course the girls have to be skimpily attired and post photos. Guys can just post puking photos or provide proof that they aren't wimps by posting sexually virile pics. No man has ever puked with a hard on. It's also been scientifically proven, through extensive experimentation, that a woman can't throw up and cum at the same time.

The Immunity Challenge opportunities are endless, think about it, and we could have Tribal Council, without the torches of course, on Google Talk. Just vote the losers off the internet.

I think Jim is really Jimmy Carter, go look at his mug on CBS.com's Survivor site. I mean the ex pro quarterback dude is lying about who he is why wouldn't the ex president? Would explain the injury too, him being much older than 63.

No wait, screw the idea of skimpy attire, Naked Survivor, yeah, buck ass naked surviving. That'll separate the men from the boys and hopefully not separate the girls from each other. You still have to wear the bandana though, those are cool and I like how I look in one.

Who's in?

Outwit, Outpost, Outfuck

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