Oh no, not another one of those lists

Because I told the girl who flies that I would and I think you should too:

I am a man who....

• is no stranger to failure
• is proud of my successes
• has always been lucky
  
• met death at an early age
• met sex at an early age
• likes sex much better
• has betrayed a spouse
• has betrayed a friend
• has never betrayed a parent or child
• has never really had harsh words with a parent or child, disagreements, yes
• has been too promiscuous
• has been unfaithful
• loved power but doesn't miss it
• still loves to win at business
• meticulously tracks the work I bring to my company to make sure I generate profit that exceeds my salary
  
• thinks that means they should keep me
• fell into my career with no prior planning, no educational background for it (see I'm lucky above)
  
• has very few friends and aquaintences
• would make a good friend
  
• is closer to some bloggers than I am to anyone else but family
• sometimes misses being married
• loves being single
• likes to make things better
• rarely complains although I used to
• rarely gets angry although I used to
• is compulsive addictive
• likes how fear feels
• hates being physically constrained
• is getting more claustraphobic as time passes
• has decided upon cremation
• is an organ donor although who would want them I don't know, science maybe?
• hired two movers for three hours and moved everything else myself
• realizes that was a mistake
• moved into a house and immediately remodeled it
• realizes that was a mistake
• hasn't had sex so far this year (not counting phone sex and ummm.....the kind where I'm alone thinking about one of you)
• misses it but isn't freaked or desperate or needy
• can cum from a massage, just a regular massage, but it has to be a really good one; I'm not easy you know
• reaches out to people even though I'm essentially a loner
  
• has always liked to wear jeans with nothing under them
• has a dead computer at home and is freaked about that