For Laine

So here's how it works. Immediately following there is a list of 23 different occupations. You must select at least 5 of them (feel free to select more). You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select 5 of the items as it was passed to you). Each one begins with "If I could be..." Of the 5 you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession.

Once you're done you point this meme at three people you think will be cool with putting in a good two cents on it. Don't forget to add a profession to the end of the list with a link to your meme!


The List

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate...(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember...(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner...(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor... (By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent...(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer...(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist...(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker...(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime (by Garrison)
If I could be a domestic engineer (by Rick)
If I could be a chimney sweep (by laine)
If I could be a masseuse (by laine)
If I could be a wilderness guide (by Edge)

If could be a masseur I would lay you on your stomach and dance my fingers across your body, finding all the places that rarely get touched and add to your list of erogenous zones. I would suprise you with where I concentrated my hands and control you by where I didn't touch.


If I could be a wilderness guide I would surprise you with the magical places I could show you, places you would never forget.


If I could be a hooker I would offer my services free to those needing the touch as much as the physical release. I would break the no kissing rule of hookerdom.


If I could be an actor I would choose roles that would allow me to express my raw side and exhibit the emotions I normally keep in check.


If I could be a chef I would concoct dishes that you would eat with your fingers and not worry about drips and smears on your lips and chin. Food you can eat and lick off of someone else.


I'm always hesitant to enforce memes on someone else so I'll leave participation to your discretion. I know, I'm a chain breaker. Could be the nonconformist in me.