Monday Musings

I'm going to keep Trails on the Road open for those candid phone cam shots. Anyone wants to participate, let me know and I'll add you. Or if you want to be photographed naked on my phone cam let me know and we'll schedule something.

Several of you have overcome shyness and posted photos on blogs or photo sites or both. I find this to be a delightful trend. Those of you still too shy for the general public are more than welcome to share with say, an older man, harmless and discreet. I could furnish his personal email address upon request. Anyway, while beauty on the inside is most important (thank god I'm really pretty on the inside) it's a pleasure to gaze upon such comeliness. Even Rick isn't that bad looking. Course, he's no Sara.

You ever wonder if Rick and Shane were seperated at birth?

Do Muse, Fly, SS, and Laine just follow each other around and comment in chronological order?

Does the g key function on Maddy's keyboard? (just kiddin' darlin')

Bout half the time I read Maddy I want to hold her. Maybe two thirds.

If Mystic was spread any thinner you think you could see through her? Notice I refrained from making a spread joke?

How can SN sit quietly in the corner and get blamed for so much?

If Laine and Joe don't make it do you think she will subconsciously look for a John or a Jim next time? Maybe a Jack.

Will Bec pick a blog or continue to get mail all over Mississippi?

Whenever my phone goes off in the middle of the night with a comment alert (no, I don't wake up and read them, usually not anyway) I know Lilly is awake and it's morning in the UK.

Neena took a 10 mile hike in a gorge, at 10,000 feet, in a thunderstorm this weekend. And this is a person afraid of heights? Maybe she's a really good swimmer.

Anybody else want to see an Ed rant? See him go off on Sue? Like maybe she left the seat down or something. Guy puts husbands to shame everywhere.

You notice SS picks the best music?

Do you think Muse has ever taken a bad picture?

Do you think Fly has?

Or Bec?

I suppose I could tell you how beautful SN is but it might make her mad so I better not.

I've seen someone most of you haven't and she is freakin' adorable I tell ya.

Don't you just love a Flydoll rant?

Muse rants frighten me and I aint afraid of nothin'.

But the pic of her snarling and flippin the bird strangely excites me.

Do you think Sass has crystals and used to live on top of a mountain?

She can read my palm from 2,000 miles away so I often make a fist when I talk to her.

If you sent her an Invitation in a plain white envelope do you think she would be disappointed?

You ever read a Laine post late at night and touch yourself? Oh yeah......Me either.

No one writes dingy degrading sex better than Christine. No one. She makes you want to be bad.

Jazzy uses z's more than anyone else.

Even Taz and Magz and Dreamz.

She's to z's as kelli is to l's.

When does Shirley sleep?

Notice since she bared her ass on her blog Melanie is up over 50 comments per post? Hmm.....I wonder.......

I love when Rachel posts. She can write like nobody's business. So can Stacy, Kelli, and Adrianna. Chicks can pen man.

Everyone thinking about Flybaby right now? Hope Mystic is, she's got the crystals.