Winding, Crooked Trails

Shared Expressions and Musings with a Connection to the Origin of Things and a Surly Hatred of Progress and Development along with a Churlish Resistance to all Popular Improvements (except for HDTV and Dolby 5:1 surround sound and maybe Books on CD) (thanks Ed)

Monday, September 19, 2005

Everybody does NOT fucking love raymond

Not me, I hate the whiney wimpy wussy fuck. You ever hear more male whining in one half hour period? I spent my day yesterday holding one grand daughter and chasing another and trying to keep up with the football game. I kept seeing commercials for the Emmy's and they push the hell out of this raymond who is a midget of maledom and then I see a new Progressive insurance commercial that depicts this limp dick husband as an idiot who can't handle getting car insurance quotes and his obviously much more capable wife hands him the phone after she tells him how he fucked it up, and then out of nowhere that commercial for a big manly Dodge truck comes on, you know the one where the idiot buys the motorcycle and she rips into his ass before realizing he has the antique table or whatever the fuck will make her life complete in the back of his new big truck that he needs cause he has a small dick.

And so I'm looking at these girls and wondering, what the hell are they going to think of men in their lifetimes? And let me state right here and now, I KNOW how fucked up the past was. I KNOW how many TV shows, movies, hell, just life in general, depicted women as second class citizens and all that.

But come on. In the beginning it was Archie Bunker who was the epitome of dumbass white male misogyny. Then Al Bundy, Homer Simpson. Notice the women in these shows keep getting stronger, smarter, taking the reins?

But is that what you really want? The flip side? Pay attention to the commercials during the game tonight. See how many stupid men you see. No wonder every other commercial is about erectile dysfunction. How can these idiots get it up when they can't find their masculinity let alone their cock on mapquest?

Trust me, I wear my white man sexist, racist guilt like a wet suit. But you know what? I've done more good than harm, at least where I can, much thanks to a mother, two wives, two mothers in law, two daughters, and two grand daughters. Failure is not an option here, trust me. Oh, and to help set the example, a father and grandfather that got it long before getting it was expected.

Notice this Raymond fuck all but begs to fuck his wife? Who wants to fuck a man while he is whining? You don't know to take her you freakin' dork you don't deserve her. Now, don't get excited, I don't mean take in the way you may be thinking. I'm talking the kind of taking of someone who wants taken and the kind of giving to someone who wants to be given to.

I'm just sayin' I think we aren't getting any media help here in figuring out this bringing the sexes and races and classes together thing because I think they love the stereotypes because it's easy and it appeals to the masses which is what TV and most movies are all about.

And again, I know how many examples you can show me where the opposite is true. I KNOW. That don't make it right. Maybe these producers need to spend a couple of weeks here where it seems, for whatever reason, that the sexes show more respect for each other, and the intelligence of the communication is on an even keel, and quite frankly, my balls feel bigger here, fuller, than when I watch TV. Maybe that's why I watch so little, cause of the small balled stupid and needing cialis and a new hair growth product feeling it gives me.

I fucking hate Raymond and I hope this trend changes before these girls of mine reach puberty and start trashing males just because they think it's funny.

I'm done now.