I really don't have anything to say but I want to push that pic farther down.

Chick in PA tried to cut her 8 months pregnant neighbor's baby out with a razor blade? She told her husband that she was almost 8 months pregnant herself and he says she is innocent. Righto.

The sixth actor to play James Bond has been named. He doesn't look like James Bond. Sorry, but Sean Connery is James Bond, period. When I was a dating teen it was hot to take a girl to a James Bond flick.

Maybe up to 40,000 dead in Pakistan? Fuck, pretty impossible to imagine. That's about 40 times as many as Katrina dead but only about a fifth of the tsunami deaths. Funny how we don't care as much about who dies on the other side of the world. I mean we care and it's tragic, but we don't watch it around the clock on CNN or follow it all that closely. Insurgents, suicide bombers, natural disasters........death is getting way too hofuckinghum.

ND and USC.......woo hoo...........me a six pack and hi def

And playoff baseball? More beer, more hi def

And, and....Monday Night Football in Indy. I'm thinking a case and I don't even care that much for beer....but if I drank vodka I'd be trashed all weekend.

Speaking of trashed, wtf is with the Vikings? Football players and strippers drinking and fucking on a lake cruise boat open to the public. No wonder they suck.

Someone needs to find a way to put all HNT pics in one place.

I've now performed the ultimate exhibitionistic act, posting myself naked on the world wide web. I suppose it was inevitable. Would have been better if I would have done it at 30 but they barely had cameras then, let alone computers.

I'm going to Vegas for a week over Thanksgiving. I'll be closer to many of you.

That'll drive me nuts.

I would rent a big ole suite somewhere on the strip and stock the bar.

Just sayin'