Keeping you informed.......I couldn't make this shit up

Revised: This just in...

A criminal in Oklahoma received a 30 year sentence and told the judge he wanted 33 years because it was the number Larry Bird wore when he played for the Celtics. The judge granted his request. Good thing he didn't idolize Marvin Harrison, number 88 for the Colts.

Coming back from lunch I heard a commercial on the radion for an "Undetectable hair system".
I had hair I'd want it to be detectable.....just sayin'.

I'm boycotting Home Depot (like I buy anything from there anyway) for their latest commercial.......the one where the helpful sales dude is showing the chick some handy dandy home repair tool or some such shit and telling her how easy it is to do and she says...."so I don't need him?" and this moron doofus of a poor excuse of manhood is trying to stick a toilet plunger to his forehead. This dumbing down of men is getting tiresome. Fuck you Raymond and hey sweetheart.........you picked him, come see me after you tuck him in and we'll play scrabble....... or something.

I'll show you my undetectable hair system, it's down here somewhere, help me look.


Lauren Hutton is posing nude for Big magazine. She'll be 62 next month. I'm all for that. Rene Russo is in her 50's and Sharon Stone her late 40's and they look hot, hot in Esquire this month.

My initial emotional response to the woman who threw her three babies off a pier in San Francisco is to lethally inject her but I don't understand her mental illness enough to assess her degree of responsibility or control of her actions. I think there is too much leniency and utilization of the insanity defense and I just can't get myself inside someone's head who would kill their own children, any children for that matter.

Pamela Vitale, the wife of CNN consultant and lawyer Daniel Horowitz was killed by a 16 year old with an interest in Satanical worship. You're about to learn all about hell you little sick fuck. Here comes another insanity defense.

Thirteen-year-old twins Lamb and Lynx Gaede have one album out, another on the way, a music video, and lots of fans. The girls from Bakersfield, Calif., have been performing songs about white nationalism before all-white crowds since they were nine.

"We're proud of being white, we want to keep being white," said Lynx. "We want our people to stay white … we don't want to just be, you know, a big muddle. We just want to preserve our race."

Maybe they'll cover White Christmas and release it for the holidays. Their father has registered the swastika as his cattle brand and has the symbol on the side of his pickup truck.

Lynx and Lamb have been nurtured on racist beliefs since birth by their mother April. "They need to have the background to understand why certain things are happening," said April, a stay-at-home mom who no longer lives with the twins' father. "I'm going to give them my opinion just like any, any parent would."

April home-schools the girls, teaching them her own unique perspective on everything from current to historical events. Uh huh, sure she does.

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Sen. Judd Gregg won $853,492 from the Powerball lottery after matching five of six numbers in Wednesday's drawing, adding to his already sizable wealth. The Reublican from New Hampshire is already a multi millionaire.

Fucker

ST. PETERSBURG, Florida (AP) -- A 93-year-old driver apparently suffering from dementia fatally struck a pedestrian and drove for three miles with the man's body through his windshield, police said.

Ralph Parker was stopped after he drove through a tollbooth on the Sunshine Skyway, Traffic Homicide Investigator Michael Jockers said. The toll taker called police, he said.

Parker was not likely to face charges because he did not appear to know what happened or where he was, said Bruce Bartlett, chief assistant in the Pinellas-Pasco County State Attorney's Office.

"He may have somewhere in his mind have realized it was a crash, but immediately forgot about it," Jockers said.

Maybe he thought he just picked up a hitch-hiker.

Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers has reportedly stated she is against most forms of abortion.

Well no shit.....maybe if she doesn't get confirmed that guy with the swastika on his truck is available. Plus, he has twin idiot girls so he and george have something else in common.