Tip O' the Day

You all know I don't keep my blogroll up to date right? Well, I don't, and haven't since I started using bloglines so don't assume I don't give you props and love because I'm most likely staring at you all day wondering if you're gonna show bold so I can race over to see what you have to say.
So what's the frickin' point Edge, huh? you're sayin'......you always do this.....

Hey, I had to set up the tip o' the day, you don't just blurt this shit out, plus I wanted to tell you about the blogroll thing because I hate hurting feelings unless it's someone I want to smack around anyway like Karl Rove who just may become someone's prison bitch here soon anyway.
While I'm attacking the president, as an aside, next time you see george on TV try staring at his image and saying the word "believe" over and over. You won't be able to do it, it's the damnedest thing. You know how you keep repeating a word until it no longer makes sense? It's like that.

So........someone new dropped in recently and I want you all to be nice to her and as a matter of fact I think you should pay her a visit. I think you will enjoy reading what she has to say and how she says it and besides, she's got this spiritual thing she delves deeply into and as grouchy as everyone has been recently I think it might be beneficial to the general mood around here if we all sat in a circle and chanted something. Plus, you'll learn what a cringefest is.

She's clever, I love clever, don't you? Take a peek, I wouldn't steer you wrong other than the occasional demented sexual suggestion. Her name is Jayne and you'll like her I promise. Be gentle, she's new.

Welcome to the fray Jayne.