Pimpin'

You know how you are reading someone new and you check out their roll and a name catches your eye and you go there and get pleasantly surprised? Well, I did that last week, can't even remember where, who cares, and I found this charming young lady of keen wit and a fresh outlook and the best thing of all is she tends bar in D.C. and you never know when you might get called to the nation's capital to testify about that sex scandal you've been involved in because it threatens national security or those taxes you just filed.

We were short a Washington insider and now we have one. She's a fit, trust me, I know these things. Remember to tip your waitresses and bartenders.