Winding, Crooked Trails

Shared Expressions and Musings with a Connection to the Origin of Things and a Surly Hatred of Progress and Development along with a Churlish Resistance to all Popular Improvements (except for HDTV and Dolby 5:1 surround sound and maybe Books on CD) (thanks Ed)

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Lame, I know




but I left my camera at work yesterday...so shoot me........since I couldn't shoot myself, which is different than shooting off, or at, or down.

I have to quit listening to the sports talk radio station on the way to work, it's killin' me. They are advertising a nasal spray that treats erectile dysfunction. And an over the counter blend of herbs and spices or whatever that is called Height Max, for males 12 to 25. Makes ya taller they say. Maybe you stick it to the bottom of your shoe. I might sign up for the nasal spray study, you have to be between 21 and 72...check...and sexually active....um, define active....and I'm thinking if you're sexually active why would you need it?

I think I would be an excellent candidate....sniff....as I have prior experience with erectile nasal ingestants.....hand me that razor blade and I'll show ya. You're going to feel a little stick.

Do I look taller in this picture?