Jen does cool stuff

She did "Idiosyncrasies" as a post. I liked it. I'm not the biggest meme fan in the world but I like the "about me" ones. Because I want to know about you. I have always admired Jen's honesty. She is sometimes brutally honest, very hard on herself at times, but uses her introspection to get herself where she needs to be. Plus she's hot and I know some of her secrets but I aint tellin'. She's at the turn by the way and I'm excited for her which isn't the same as being excited by her but both have been true at one time or another. Once both at the same time. You don't know what I mean you haven't read her. I have a couple of similar ones so I'll start with those.

My shower routine never varies. Face , body, hair, shave, brush teeth. Same way every time except when I don't shave. I've always shaved and brushed my teeth in the shower. Makes sense to me.

I also hate being photographed. But I've been experiementing with self portraiture since I got my new digital camera. I don't like most of them so I tend to photograph the parts of me I like. Don't ask.

I don't ever remember being modest. I probably should be more so but the neighbors have yet to say anything.

I'm like Mystic, I don't do guilt. Last time I felt guilt was putting my kids through divorce. But they realized that their mothers were being unreasonable and that I was blameless and have since forgiven me. I'm not sure if the money and gifts were an influence or not.

Regardless of the degree of involvement, I don't feel guilty about a flirtation, attraction, crush, or even sexual involvement with another man's woman. Sorry, I'm a slut, what can I say. If a woman of mine looks elsewhere, I'll either live with it or I won't. I struggle with the monogamy thing anyway. This is in no way influenced by the fact that I tend to attract women who already have someone. I'm like part time help, that way they don't have to pay benefits. I'm best in small doses anyway.

I won't let you tie me up. Physically.

But I will emotionally.

You can blindfold me if you want.

If you're not a good girl I don't want you to be a bad girl.

If you are, I do.

You don't understand that we might be wasting our time.

I hate being late.

I know almost exactly how long it takes to get from where I am to just about anyplace, to include flight times.

My last wife was never, ever on time.

Unless we were in court.

I haven't missed a support check in 22 years.

I recently calculated how much that totaled and bought a large box of condoms at Walgreens.

First one I used I tried to put on backwards or inside out or whatever you call it. Hey, it's been a long time.

I don't like brightly colored dress shirts. My buddy wears them and I think he looks goofy.

He gets more girls and just laughs when I make fun of him.

I get fewer better ones. Girls, not shirts. Most of them are white.

I hate baggy jeans. On anyone.

Low rise jeans on girls make it difficult for me to focus.

Focus is overrated. I like distractions.

I hate a large wallet. Mine is a very small foldover. I carry my cash in my front pocket and it gets all crumpled and clerks give me dirty looks.

I'm a debit card guy, and ATM's. I don't go into banks.

Only two different women have cut my hair in the last 20 years.

It doesn't take as long as it used to.

I tip well.

I hate when someone in front of me at the grocery store writes a check. Why would you? And of course you're the type of person who doesn't even dig the fucker out until you hear the total.

But if they paid cash they would be the type who dig and dig to find the correct change in a purse the size of a toyota.

I did not mean to imply that it's almost always women who write checks and dig for change. Men carry purses too.....sometimes. I saw one once.

Enough of this.